Get a video from the Ump.
Birthday dances, “you’re OUT!” roasts, game-day pep talks and team shoutouts — recorded just for you by Vinny, The Dancing Umpire.
Make somebody’s whole day.
Over a million people watch Vinny dance online. Now he can dance for one very lucky person — with their name, their inside joke and the official call of the day.
- Recorded personally by Vinny — no scripts read by a stranger
- Family-friendly and 100% Dancing Umpire
- Easy to text, post or play at the party
♫ custom request
♫ custom request
♫ custom request
What should the Ump do?
Birthday dance
Vinny sings (badly), dances (great) and calls the birthday kid SAFE at home.
“You’re OUT!” roast
A friendly ejection for your buddy who still can’t catch a pop-up.
Game-day pep talk
Hype for the big game, tryouts or the first day of T-ball.
Graduation & retirement
A celebratory call for the end of one inning and the start of the next.
Gender reveal call
“It’s a… SAFE!” — the most dramatic call of his career.
Get-well & encouragement
A dance break for someone who needs a smile today.
Anniversaries & proposals
The Ump makes it official. Strike three, you’re married.
Team & business shoutouts
Kick off a season, sales meeting or grand opening with a little Banana Ball energy.
Choose your call
Starting prices — Vinny confirms every request before you pay.
The Quick Call
- 30–60 second personal video
- Name, occasion & one inside joke
- One signature dance move
- Delivered within 7 days
The Dance Party
- Up to 2 minutes
- Custom dance to the song of your choice*
- Props, costumes & a dramatic call
- Delivered within 7 days
The Big League
- Team, company or event shoutout
- Approved for social & internal use
- Two takes to choose from
- Rush 72-hour delivery available
*Song requests may be swapped for a similar-vibe track when a video will be posted publicly.
Four steps to a dance break
Send the request
Tell us who it’s for, the occasion, names (and how to say them) and the vibe.
Vinny says yes
You get a confirmation and a secure payment link — no charge until he accepts.
He records it
Dance moves, the official call and your inside joke, filmed just for you.
Share the joy
Your video arrives by email, ready to text, post or play at the party.
Request a personal video
No payment yet — you’ll get a secure payment link once Vinny accepts.
Before you order
How do I pay?
How fast will I get it?
Can he say anything I want?
Can I pick the song?
Can we post it on social?
Need more than a video?
Bring Vinny in person — parties, fundraisers, schools, ballparks and company events.